“Don’t you mean the last blade of grass?” laughs Jennifer.
Michael growls as he stands up, brushing off his pants. “You slip down this little hill and see how funny it is. At least we got one of the local drainage contractors to fix our yard so I’m not slipping into a puddle.” Jennifer tries her best to put on a straight face. “You’d be laughing too, hon.”
Michael pauses, chuckling. “Yeah, I suppose you’re right. It’s funny because I’m not hurt. But look, we need to figure out how much stone steps cost and get some ASAP. If this happened to me it can happen to anyone, including guests.”
Jennifer frowns, looking worried. “That is a problem. I don’t want anyone getting hurt, so maybe some steps would be a good idea.”
“No sense in wasting time,” says Michael as he pulls out his phone. He starts searching Google as Jennifer carefully walks down to stand next to him.
Here’s what the couple discovers: